Q. During Welcome Week a Department Head asks a new student, "What brought you to the Soils Department?" "My 87 Chevy", replied the new student.
	Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt and cross the road again? A: Because it was a dirty double crosser
	Q: What's the difference between soil and dirt? A: Location, Location. Location
	Q: What is the difference between a Soil Scientist and a Dirt Doctor? A: About $85,000.
	What did the pebble say to the big rock. "Some day do you think I'll ever be a little boulder?"

                                                                               A Dirt Poem: by Jessica Veenstra

Worm Cartoons:
  



If you are interested in making dirt pudding, go to this web site. Here is a picture of what is might look like.

 

Note: I grabbed the worm pics from the NRCS (www.nrcs.usda.org) website. It is the life story of S.K. Worm.